Hi! I am Abby and this is Lindsey. We will serve as your guides today. Please be warned that we are quite snarky and make no apologies for Furthermore, the journey of the VitaminWater Lawsuit is one that requires a critical eye, so now would be the time to put on your safety goggles. What you are about to explore is a heated competition— a competition of voices. What voices you ask? The contenders include the Center of Science in the Public Interest and Coca-Cola. If we are lucky, we may even bear witness to the featured fighter: The Public. Men, you are permitted to join in on the journey, however, we ask that you keep all comments to yourself because this is a trip for the women by the women. Now, it has come time for us to depart, so if you have decided that you are not fond of us, please exit now, but be warned that without our commentary you will be susceptible to manipulation where your only tool will be visual input, which always deceives. For those of you brave enough to continue, pay attention and do not blindly accept anything that is presented other than our lovely voices of course.
